CoVid-19 Humour

Admin Posts : 2534 Join date : 2018-07-15

It is raining here, great to look out at from my front windows. My street is very quiet but last week I saw lots of dog walkers I have never seen before. I didn't know so many people had dogs around here. grin

Posts : 1768 Join date : 2018-12-19

Thanks Nef,
I am planning to vacuum out & clean the inside of my car.
I will do something useful over Easter.

Admin Posts : 2534 Join date : 2018-07-15

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Admin Posts : 2534 Join date : 2018-07-15

I just added a few new smilies.
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Posts : 1768 Join date : 2018-12-19

Thanks Nef,
we all need a laugh. :D

Admin Posts : 2534 Join date : 2018-07-15

My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary

Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!

Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!

Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??

Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!

Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m so excited, I can’t decide what to wear.

Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.

Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.

Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”

Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.

Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?”

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